Short Jimmy Carter Poem

gosh darn it
 
i will farm the heck out of these peanuts
 
before becoming president
 
Jimmy Carter

Short Hipster Dad Poem

don’t need no helpful kids telling me
 
my shirt’s socially acceptable now
 
 
i’m just happy as heck looking
 
at this orthodynamic headphones box
 
Original Hipster
 
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