HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!
hope ur doing well and things are on the UP
so i have a new ‘special deal’ for you, the fine people of planet earth / the internet
basically, for a MERE £45 (66USD), you will receive
~ one ORIGINAL mini-collage (A5 size). you can choose the subject / content of this collage!
~ one signed HQ print (on Somerset enhanced velvet paper) of your choice from the ‘top 20’ of my collages (the ones that have gotten the best response across WP / facebook / tumblr / twitter ~ pls see links below…)
~ one signed copy of my poetry pamphlet, Edibles, recently described by Todd Swift as ‘an innovatively witty piss-take of modern culture’
~ one ‘mystery gift’, this could be a hand-drawn cartoon / a postcard / a completely random object from my home 😉
if ur interested please email me at email@example.com (secure payment can also be made to this address via PayPal)
here are the ‘top 20’ collages from 2 years of hello, figg-ing ~
man of 54 faces (this is the brand new collage above btw)
[Ben 😀 😀 :D]
i am in London Town this coming Saturday (Sept 6th) eating large, celebratory mouthfuls of lemon meringue pie + reading POEMS to launch my pamphlet EDIBLES
if you either live in London or fancy a pan-continental trek to say ‘HI!’ the launch is at The Rugby Tavern, from 7pm GMT
there will be artisanal cocktails (not really) / nibbles (quite possibly) / actual human beings (me + at least one other)
hi i am on twitter now
my ‘handle’ is @likefigs because ‘hellofig’ was already taken hehe
please follow, if you like!
i’ll probably be posting weird little ‘poems’ / new collages / stuff about animals
happy monday / tuesday / wednesday / thursday etc etc etc 😀 😀 😀
for [an ongoing period of time] i will be offering my followers a ‘special deal’
for a mere 25 pounds you will receive ~
1. one signed high quality print (on ‘Somerset Enhanced Velvet’ paper) of any of the collages on Hello, Fig
2. one signed copy of my poetry pamphlet, Edibles (33 pages)
3. one ‘mystery gift’ – this could be a page from my journal, an ink drawing, or another mystery item of questionable worth 😉
postage and packaging is FREE to anywhere in the world
if ur interested, please either comment on this post or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
feel free to browse the site and pick whichever collage you like!
love to y’all, truly, Ben 😀
here are a few small poems from my new chapbook / pamphlet Edibles ~ ~ ~
this book represents 5 years’ worth of work, condensed into 33 pages
feels like it may be the ‘best’ thing i’ve done so far, in terms of writing idk 😉
if you like, you can buy Edibles directly from Eyewear Publishing, it is £5 / $8.54
(or if you’d like a signed copy for the same price, please email me here ~ email@example.com)
promoting myself seems hard! thank you for reading
— Ben 😀
Some of the collages on Hello, Fig (including the one above) are now for sale, here
Shipping is free to buyers in the UK atm; I may also make international shipping free.
Please feel free to browse, and buy, if you like!!
apart from a couple of macros on steve roggenbuck’s live my lief blog, and a handful of lovely reblogs from my wordpress pals, this is the first time my visual work has appeared anywhere other than here
The Newer York was recently named one of Dazed Digital’s ‘essential online lit-magazines’
the work they publish is weird and strong and brave so i’m really happy to have been welcomed ‘onboard’
enjoy the rest of their stuff YES-YES!!!